State-of-Ascension-Report-104: The Ascension Scenario After 11.11.11

On-Line Reports from Members of PAT And First Ascension Wave Candidates;

Report-104, May 31, 2012

Mondrian: Galactic Freaking Press

May 29, 2012

Dear Georgi,

I know you receive a lot of email and I try to resist adding to that volume, but I have a couple of questions that have been on my mind lately, about which I would like to get your perspective and knowledge.

The first one is: How can people with artificial body parts that have been surgically implanted (i.e. plates, screws, silicone breast implants, etc.) transform those body parts for their ascension?

The second question is:  Doesn’t marijuana lower the body’s vibration? How does it differ from other psychotropic drug use in terms of its effect on consciousness?

Would love to hear your input!
Love and Light,


Dear Gwen,

1) To your first question: The crystalline light body is independent of the physical state of the carbon-based body. The whole LBP actually transforms our ethereal bodies and of course this has also huge repercussions on our biological bodies as they are superimposed wave systems. For instance after amputation many people have the so called “phantom pains” at the place of the amputated extremity as the ethereal body is still intact and can sensually feel the physical pain.

In the case of all kinds of prosthesis, these artificial parts will be simply dematerialized in the blink of an eye and the complete crystalline body will be reproduced. I even have the information from my higher self that many of the 1.75-2 billion people that will ascend in Dec 2012 will not be able to transform their carbon based bodies beforehand, but these will be simply dematerialized and their souls will automatically enter, most probably in the 5d-mother ships of the GF, their new already existing  crystalline light bodies and will thus appear on the new earth.

There are many technical tricks how to achieve this result. When we, the members of the PAT, go through the painful LBP, we do this in the first place as to establish a powerful energetic field around our bodies which contains all frequencies and dimensions from the 3rd to the 6th and 12th dimensions (Source) at one space (place). In this way we are powerful exertions of high frequency energies throughout the dimensions, which already serve as inter-dimensional portals. This is actually our chief energetic mission as incarnated entities on the ground and this is also the reason why we do not need to do anything at the societal level to bring about this change. It is enough for us to be present on the earth as incarnated entities and create these personal portals based on high frequency energy vortexes.

This also explains the fact why we have actually already ascended beyond the 5th dimension on November 22, 2011, but decided to stay in our physical vessels. The final phase transition to crystalline light bodies is the most simple procedure. To this topic I have just read an important confirmation that many LW have ascended on May 20, 2012 to the 5th dimension but have returned. This is the same situation as with the PAT members after we opened the stargate 11.11.11:

2. To my information, marijuana does not harm the LBP, but I would recommend to use it in moderate quantities as it is also important to anchor the new energies in the mental and emotional bodies and these are somewhat suppressed by marijuana. But altogether this plant is not detrimental to the LBP, as it also mitigates many of the fear-based patterns that surge high before they are deleted during the LBP and can be a very unpleasant experience.

With love and light


May 29, 2012

Hey Georgi!

I was reading over some older Cosmic Awareness just to pass the time, and I came across an article from 1981 (With Paul Shockley rather than that Berlinghof goof). I was just skimming through not really sure what I was looking for, and then this jumped out at me:

“…This Awareness indicates that these (The inner teaching of the religions) were terms used in the ancient symbolic language of the inner priest-craft of the various secret schools who derived their religious teachings and science from times which date back to pre-Egyptian era, back to times prior to any recorded history as is presently known, in the hidden religion of the Elohim. This Awareness indicates that this religion of the Elohim was, in fact, a science of consciousness , and the creation through the structure/molding action, directing of consciousness. This Awareness indicates these Elohim have been within the universe known to man as long as human consciousness has been able to conceive of itself. This Awareness indicates that essentially, the Elohim, or Els, move from dimension to dimension, from Celestria into Terrestria, moving from space, from the spiritual worlds, the inner worlds, into the outer and sensual worlds of matter, or hack from material into immaterial states of matter at will. This Awareness indicates that there are many entities embodied in physical form who are, in essence, Elohim embodied as human beings. There are many who, in dissolving the physical form, will realize that they are Elohim.”

As the PAT is made up of many Elohim, I thought it would be nice to share some reassuring words and remind everyone just how special we all are. There’s nothing new to say at this point while we’re in what I like to call the “Null Zone”, the place in between realities that we’ve found ourselves in, so I wanted to share some words from CA that might lift our spirits and show us that we don’t go unnoticed. Soon enough we’ll all be enjoying each others company as fully realized Elohim in realms not even thought of yet.

Love and Light
Andrew Jean-Louis
Dear Andrew,

Thank you for this citation from CA. I remember this passage very well and it reflects essentially the fact that we all come from the 8th and higher dimensions where the demjurgs, the Elohim of the 3d-worlds and galaxies reside and where the plans for the creation of new worlds are made and send down to the lower dimensions for realization.

This has been a recurrent motif of this website – to reiterate and stress the unique origin of the PAT souls as the creator elohim of this planet. I only recently referred to a message channelled by Celia Fenn about the new planetary and galactic councils that have been recently founded, which will include all members of the PAT members after their ascension.

However as long as we dwell in our physical vessels,  such affirmations are regarded as esoteric boasting and therefore I try to keep as low profile as possible, but at the same time clearly present the special and crucial role which this group has played and is still playing in the ascension process of Gaia and humanity.

With love and light

May 30, 2012

Dear Georgi,

I have received 2 messages, basically saying the same.



Tuesday 29 May 2012:

Me: I AM THAT I AM, clear the channel to be able to receive communication of Christ Consciousness from an Ascended Master, so be it!

Master Kuthumi: I AM Kuthumi

Me: Are you one with Christ Consciousness? Yes I am!

Master Kuthumi: Listen to the guidance inside. There are important messages for you the masters on the ground on ascension. Clear the channels to your HS/master inside. Find the love from the heart that is open and radiate this love to everyone. The earth is changing and fear must not be present in the being. Time cannot be disclosed as everything is in the now. God/Divine can change anything/everything on decree. We of the great White Brotherhood will support you on every step on your path. Create the happiness/joy from your heart like a child. Human brothers and sisters must see the change and learn from the grounded masters.

A master will not fall in the path of crises but will face it with courage and love, the master will always be ready to deliver love and assistance in the path of turmoil and danger, does not matter what the consequences. We love you our brothers and sisters on the ground like we always did in past/present and future. I am Kuthumi and I bring you this message!.


Monday 28 May 2012:

Me: I AM THAT I AM, clear the channel to be able to receive communication of Christ Consciousness from an Ascended Master, so be it!

Master Serapis Bey: I AM SERAPIS BEY

Me: Are you one with Christ Consciousness? Yes I am!

Master Serapis Bey: Love all, no exceptions. Be courageous in your daily efforts in growing your awareness. Be quiet; listen to your inner guidance. Take good care of the physical body and ask for mana so that the body can become less dependant on food, food that are contaminated is a death cause and effect. Meditate when possible, to clear the psychic ego noise. Enjoy life and be like a child, be cheerful and radiate the love to people around you.


May 29, 2012

Hallo George,

I am still around and have been reading the latest SOAR’s. It seems like many of us are treading water and just waiting out their time.

I have been taking part in some light energy clearings that were coinciding with the solar eclipse and among others to restore the erstwhile underground dark grid. However, as we instated the light grid and sent many dark beings to the light, it transpires that the ego’s of billions of baby and young souls are subconsciously “reinstating” that underground dark grid with their ego’s through their thoughts and conditioned behaviour. So there we are, this IS the time now where the split must come in, as there is not much more we can do on the ground now to change the situation from here.

On a lighter note, I have enclosed this for a good laugh.

In love and light,


Reason why there is no Hell

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term as a bonus question. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”



Dear Joe,

the essay about hell is absolutely gorgeous. I have seldom laughed so much. And it is also  correct from a physical point of view. By the way, the Boyle-Mariotte’s law, as it is correctly known in physics, is an application of the Universal Law for thermodynamics (see volume II, chapter 5.2. The Ideal-gas laws). This would say that hell is also organized according to the Universal Law and is thus part of All-That-Is. However, this line of argumentation is not necessary as the Universal Law is valid for the 3d-space-time of earth and earth is known to be a veritable hell.

As I do not make any meditations, and especially not organized ones, I can only confirm from my experience after May 20 that there were some very tense and heavy energies and waves that now split from the ascending Gaia and have to be cleansed by us. I expected this for the end of May when the actual split of the two timelines must be accomplished grosso modo.

I strongly feel that the separation of the two portions of humanity has already been done and that there is nothing more one can do to alter this process. However it is still open how many entities from the balanced earth A/B will qualify for planetary ascension at the end of this year. The dark ones, the Elite, the Illuminati and the clones have already checked for hell and this a one-way road to perdition.

I predict that after Venus transit on June 6, this separation of the wheat from the chuff will come to an end and then the energies on the earth will improve significantly towards more harmony, love and transparency. Then comes the time for us to ascend.

With love and light


May 29-30, 2012

Dear George,

I have a very private revelation to share. I was guided to seek your work by a deathbed prophecy made by my former musical partner MJ at our last meeting in 2004, when he specifically mentioned your name and scientific analysis in glowing terms! He said we would be in communication at this end time, by which time I would have entirely forsaken worldly affairs and be working as a light worker. At the time, of course, I had no inkling of any of this. It was only when I was “shaken awake” by my higher self last summer that this started to make sense to me.

I enclose a recent posting from CA to another CAC member in private session on life after ascension. It is available here:

This is not news to you, George, however you may find the additional validation helpful!

I have one other matter to seek the benefit of your wisdom upon, having read with great interest your articles on Nystatin. My wife, in her mid-thirties, is disabled by pain in her upper arms and a burning sensation under her palms and wrists. The medical establishment here have completely run out of ideas for treatment and cannot even come up with a proper diagnosis, and yet her condition continues to worsen, with no real response to co-codamol, morphine, etc. Is there something else we might try?

With best wishes


Dear Jude,

thank you first of all for this CA private reading concerning the role of the ascended masters on the balanced earth A/B which fully coalesces with my predictions. I normally do not read the CAC blog.

I must admit that I am a little bit perplexed, but also interested in your information that you were made aware of my scientific work as early as 2004 by a deathbed prophecy, as at that time I was below the radar and boycotted the Internet. It is true that I published some of my books in Internet in 1999, but this website never attracted any broad attention:

Can you please give me some more information on this particular event – how you got this information about me and my theory and what precisely you were told. This is very interesting.

Now to the symptoms of your wife. From what you have told me, this must be LBP-related symptoms. I have had and still have from time to time such symptoms of burning and pain on my arms and hands when a huge energy wave downloads in my body. As these energies are transported by the nervous system, if there are some blockages this may lead to an unspecific neuritis that causes this kind of symptoms. This is the reason why the doctors are at pain to make a proper diagnosis.

There are several things that your wife should do. She must start taking lecithin (food supplement) in very high dosages, as there is no upper limit for this substance. Lecithin is very important in the building of nervous cells and their coating. Second, she should take for at least 2 weeks CARBAMAZEPINE

when she has an episode with these painful symptoms. You can also help her a lot by putting your hands on her head for about 15 minutes each day and thus help her open her left brain portal. You may also make a massage of her extremities in a very light manner as the skin may be painful or sensitive to touching. This also helps a lot. Baths with salts are also helpful to mitigate the skin burning and the pains as they improve the conductivity of the skin and the body. I think that this program will bring about the necessary relief.

With love and light

Dear George

Thank you so much for your email, which gave my wife new hope that we will alleviate her condition. We will follow your advice with deep gratitude.

My friend MJ was a talented musician and composer, and although he had hardly ever worked in the Orion system, when he died in his early fifties he had worked for a while in the Mysteries (New Age) bookshop in central London. Spare time and access allowed him to develop his spiritual interests, and I built him a computer in the late 90’s with Internet access. He would use this to search for obscure and edifying material, as he was unsatisfied with the desultory level of Internet content. At our last meeting, during which he had breathing difficulties (he was dying of lung cancer, having been a lifelong heavy smoker) he mentioned your name, and said that your writing (which “hardly anyone knows about”), “explained everything” but was receiving no attention from the scientific establishment.

My own gift of prophecy is not well developed, but people close to me have at times been able to “see through me”,unbidden,to the future. This has happened at irregular times throughout my life, but the resulting prophecies have always manifested. Some prophecies relate specifically to these end times.

My grandfather, again in our last extensive discussion six months before his death in the 1980s (when his terminal  illness was unknown to all except me and him in our family), said that I would live to see the new Golden Age (I was sceptical at the time!), and just six months ago my formerly deeply agnostic and sceptical father told me on the morning of his death (winter solstice 2011) that he had a dream that I might not die. When pressed he could give no logical account of it, and neither of us was aware of ascension at that time. I gave him spiritual assistance at the time of his passing, and he returned later that night to tell me he had ascended and that “the time is now, isn’t it” in a tone implying that I was missing something. I went back inside the house, fully awake and started researching what I was missing. One of the first sites to pop up was yours. Aha!

Since then, I have been through the LBP and dark night of the soul. I know that by abandoning my useless career in the last few years, I have cleared karma sufficiently to enter a place of grace. I am calmly looking forward to ascension with rising anticipation for the service I hope to bring to humanity in these most interesting times ahead.

Thank you George.

With love and light



May 30 , 2012

Hi Georgi,

I hope you are well. I have been kind of quiet lately… the language of silence was nice and affirming to read. Things have changed for me since May 20th. I really feel very opposed to even more people… a couple were close friends. Now, I can smell their fear or their attachments and where they are refusing to look at it, and it repels me. I feel more quiet, like less words need to be spoken. I am also like there is a turbulent tempest around me. I see more and more people becoming unhinged. It seems they are just caught up in a whirlwind of chaos or something. Many are trying to contact me and get together with me but I feel myself rejecting most of them. I just don’t want anything to do with nursing people through their pity party anymore.

The date June 20th has presented itself to me a couple of times recently. Once, when a new friend told me that was her birthday and again last night at the grocery store, on an expiration date. But, I’ve had dates appear to me before, so I don’t know exactly what to make of this one. I do know that I have been led not to commit to anything right now. I have a live in work situation two weeks per month with the use of a car, and I can’t seem to bring myself to commit to a lease on an apt or to buy my own car… it just doesn’t feel right to me. So, for now, I am renting a car or subleasing a room on my weeks off and next week I have decided to just camp. I feel very free in this way.

I have really been led back into my own healing lately and this has surprised me because I thought that I was past most of that. yet, lately new body pains are arising and bringing certain emotions to the surface, with that.  I am just living in the now and taking one day at a time. It really feels more auto pilot now, like I’m not really doing much of anything but observing these days. I just feel beyond done and kind of weird still hanging out here, to be honest. Also, I have no thoughts about spending money. I just buy what I want, when I want it. I indulge if I want and go out to eat and have wanted to save, but then I seem to feel led by the desire to just spend it and enjoy myself!  How about you? Do you resonate with any of that?

Love, Kari


Dear Kari,

thank you very much for your latest update. I only recently thought very intensively what you are doing. Your mode of life is paradigmatic for most of us and I also live on auto pilot since many years, but even much more so in the last weeks and days. As I am occupied most of the time with the edition of this website, I am fully detached from the 3d-reality and have left this part to my family.

This week I am alone at home as my wife is in South France with the school on exchange conditions. My younger daughter just finished with her state examination (Abitur) of the German second grammar school, which is a very difficult  examination in 8 disciplines, and now she is in North Italy (Garda Lake) with her classmates and from there she will be travelling to Barcelona, Spain till Mid-June.

I am now alone in my transgalactic module at home and have only to care about my old and blind dog and the cat. Although I have, since recently, several nice young female students as neighbours, I am stunned each time when I have a short encounter with them what a robot-like behaviour these young people display and how far away they are from the actual reality that is bound to unfold soon.

This impression confirms my decision to live the life of a recluse as to avoid all kind of frictions and unyielding conversations with blind and deaf people. I have even given up to rejoice at the thought what a huge surprise is awaiting the slumbering masses very soon, as this event has been rehearsed so many times since 11.11.11 and has lost its sensational character. As my energies and vibrations are inhuman, every time I return in the morning from the dream state to my old clay vessel, I feel trapped like a  prisoner in a straight jacket.

I also sense strongly the ending of this world and the build up of huge expectations and anxiety from the higher realms, where the excarnated souls are themselves very eager to complete this weird ascension process once and for all. June 20 and around is also my preferred date.

With love and light



May 30, 2012

Dear George,

Indeed the channeled article from is serendipitous.  On another vein, are you also being hit with powerful cc waves now? Intense flu symptoms are back in full. I wonder if it is the approaching lunar eclipse or solar activity? I haven´t felt this bad since last June.

I would like to pick up our discussion if you don´t mind as I wish to be sincere in my desire to examine this topic. To me that means not only speaking in broad terms but also looking a bit deeper, for example, at more extraordinary situations. You wrote:

“Normally the soul provides a modicum of stable social conditions for the individual to achieve his utmost goals as set by his or her soul.”

You said normally and that´s fine. But it got me thinking, do you have an opinion on situations where an older soul would plan for experiences that do not offer him the best chances of achieving his goals?

The example I am thinking of is childhood (and even infant) sexual abuse. I ask because in the course of my life I have come across 3 individuals who experienced ritual sexual abuse from the tender age of 2. Another had been ritually abused from infancy. Maybe 4 is not a high number for a psychologist, but for me it is, considering that I am not as sociable as the average person. And those are only the ones who opened up to me.

My question is, why would the soul create such a social condition for the individual at such an early age? If I had to speculate, the first thing that comes to mind are family constellations carried over from past lives. Then there´s the concept of karma as a balancing out of past deeds, which I seem to recall Seth giving as an explanation for trauma in his sessions with Jane Roberts. Then I wonder if one might choose to incur such traumatic experiences in order to help heal the collective of these issues?  This seems most plausible to me when the individual is an old soul.

If the intention is to provide a modicum of stable social conditions (in most cases), then in my view individuals who were born into families who abused them as infants and toddlers must have decided on a very challenging incarnation (understatement of the century, I know). Does this imply that the soul is very advanced and/ or ambitious? Only 1 of these people that I know has managed to build a life in the traditional sense, and that person is a very evolved soul. The rest have not until now been able to overcome their trauma in the sense that they are disempowered. They are all spiritually inclined. It is silly for me to attempt to decide what constitutes “success” in another´s life. But sexual abuse is the one thing I have seen that really messes people up and leads me to question, are they aligned with their soul purpose or not?

If there is any PAT member who is able to speak from personal experience I think it would be a much more valuable addition to the discussion than conjecture from those with no experience. I am sure that George would publish your comments anonymously to respect your privacy. Especially helpful for others with similar problems would be how one has been able to come to terms with sexual abuse on a soul level, or come to an understanding of why it happened in the context of soul contract/ incarnation goals. Any practical tips for abuse survivors from a spiritual perspective I think would also be welcome.

Thank you, George, for your comments and for allowing me to raise this important topic.

Love Debra


Dear Debra,

the sexual abuse on this planet is much more common than it is generally admitted. From this point of view there is a lot of karma that has amassed throughout the incarnation cycle and needs to be resolved. Most victims were surely sexual perpetrators in previous lives. There must be a correlation in this respect.

In my previous email I had in mind mostly the old souls who have resolved their karma and are beyond this kind of experiences. These experiences are made usually in the young soul age as a perpetrator and resolved in the adult soul age as a sexual victim when the soul maturity has reached a higher level, where one can better cope with the problem.

Old souls usually experience all kinds of social injustice, poverty, persecution etc. but I think that they have left the sexual abuse issue  behind them. Of course there are always exceptions to this rule. And in the current End Times there is a peak of all kinds of negative experiences as the people want to release their karma in an accelerated fashion.

My idea was that when somebody incarnates to solve various personal issues which are not necessarily in the area of poverty and social segregation that the soul takes precautions to provide some normal living conditions, so that the individual can deal with the other issues that he is intending to solve. There is an inviolable rule that the soul should not overwhelm her incarnated personality with too much challenges at one time, as she will not be able to solve any of them and will not evolve.

The tribulations which a person has to experience throughout his life are well gauged and very fine-tuned in space and time. There may be periods when they peak, as is the case with most star seed before they enter the LBP and have to give up totally their past life and  social habits. But as soon as the person understands the pedagogical goal of such events they subside and even disappear.

The better one sees through such negative events and realizes their illusory nature and does not fight against them, the quicker they vanish. This is in any case my personal experience. But one must be very vigilant as not to overpace his reactions as these events may then become rather nasty.

In this respect even a sexual abuse in the childhood can be easily overcome if the individual  is an old soul and realizes that the physical body has nothing to do with his personality and a physical abuse is not a mental or emotional abuse. There are on the other hand many emotional and mental abuses which are considered less severe in the society or even neglected, but which harm the person much more than a sexual abuse. However very few souls are that much evolved as to make this distinction and make it the foundation of their world view. This is the reason why so many people suffer their whole life from such sexual abuses and are unable to establish a normal social life.

Finally I think that it will not be a good idea to start a discussion on the issue of sexual abuse few days or weeks before our ascension, as this topic has been so much chewed in the mass media in a distorted and non-enlightened manner that before we start such a discussion we must first extensively discuss many other mental and emotional aspects and this academic disquisition will need a lot of time and effort. It would have been a different situation if we have many more years to live under these circumstances, but now this is a useless ballast and the sooner one leaves it behind,  the easier the ascension. After that all these memories will be deleted as they are not part of the multi-dimensional reality,  but only belong to the current 3d-illusion that ends this year.



May 30, 2012

Hello Georgi and all PAT members –

Just read thru report 103, thank you for these latest updates they are all so “in-line” with what’s occurring here, I had to laugh when reading your comments on synchronicity occurring more and more, my wife the other day was groaning about her right shoulder pains, just before we read your comments on them a few reports back. And this does seem to be happening more and more, we love seeing the conformations occurring.

Our warmest regards with love and light to all who are reading and we have a specific request or favor if you will directed to all PAT members worldwide.

I have mentioned before of our involvement in the current recall effort against our current elected corporate governor Scott Walker (Wisconsin). We are now 5 days away from the actual vote on Tues Jun 5th and heavy absenty voting is already occurring. Although the corporate side has outspent ours 25 to 1 for a few months now the race is too close to call according to “polls”. I believe this election is a referendum on the soul of America beyond the issues here. And I believe a victory by our candidate could be the start of the people standing up to corporate power and money for good in the U.S.

Yes, I’m a dreamer, but now we have the power to create the dream and make it happen. So my request for all PAT worldwide and especially in the US to starting from when you read this if you are so inclined to do so please send thoughts of love, light and most especially discernment in that we might open enough minds and hearts to change enough minds to give our side’s candidate (Dem. Tom Barrett, mayor of the city of Milwaukee) the victory.

This election is so close, I believe the power of the PAT could be the tipping point to help us. So I ask you to stand with the good common people of Wisconsin who are trying to take our corrupted government back. I truly hope I am not offending anyone by talking politics so to speak but your help would be an awesome asset. Thank you in advance for all who do see and respond to my request and obviously Georgi I hope you publish it in the next report hopefully by this weekend sometime. Warmest regards and love and light to all –

R Brewster in Wisconsin.


May 31, 2012

Letter to PAT:

If the Venus transit doesn’t mark our ascension, is there anyone near Texas who would be willing to host me through the solstice time? I have a couple hundred dollars and a car, and would like to stay with a fellow PAT member/LBP vet for the remainder of 3D. I am living as an ‘extra’ north of Houston, but here I am still playing charades in my living situation.

I have given full disclosure of my attitudes and the impending ascending timeline to the family host here, but the information is passing straight through. I agreed nevertheless to work to help pay bills (as a demonstration of “getting my life together and planning for the future” or some similar nonsense, and not because the money is needed from me). So to be here, I am required to work full time. Having struggled with ‘work’ before, I have been hesitant to give myself the benefit of the doubt with my intense aversion to what I now assuredly feel to be profoundly pointless indentured servitude – especially if one has the means to not do something they don’t enjoy as we wait for the cosmic events. I obviously don’t have the means, so I guess that makes me a bum.

Georgi, I’m feeling misgivings typing this up now, after feeling centered while journaling earlier. Please play father and set me straight if I’m out of bounds here, not only in my request for a ‘free ride’ but perhaps in the sense of giving up or bowing out of 3D too early? Thank you. As for 3D, you are the only being I am actually communicating with anymore.

On second thought: For the record, I have so thoroughly gotten this life together and planned for the real future that I’ve been doing the WORK for a lot of you people out there too, who happen to be the Real slackers, thank you….. Full circle much? :) Love!  I have posted on SOARs 16, 26, 57, 101 [sometimes spelled “trevis” :)] That way you can get a sense of me.

My e-mail is: (without an i).

Happy ascending,



Dear Travis,

first my apology for the mis-spelling of your name in past reports. As far as I remember, I have a couple of readers from Texas, but I do not remember their names as they do not communicate very often with me and I have in the meantime more than 10 000 emails in my archive and can only check them if I have a precise information.

Many members of the PAT with whom I correspond do not tell me where they live and I seldom ask. Hence I would simply publish your email as it is and see if somebody responds. If it is part of the divine plan for you to have a rescue from your current living conditions, then we may be successful finding somebody to invite you for the last few weeks.

I can imagine how difficult it is for you to stay in this 3d-reality as we all go through this same ordeal, but it is definitely coming to an end, as there is no more time left to keep the status quo any longer. The other alternative is just to drive with your car in the nature and camp for the last several weeks. I can imagine that the weather is warm enough in Texas to allow this trip. You can thus live very cheaply and undisturbed. I know some members of the PAT in the USA who have chosen this alternative for this last spring.

With love and light



May 30, 2012

Lynn’s Persiflage of LW Channeling 


I told the Orion entities that I was creating a website which would be a parody of new age light worker mentality and would call it “The Galactic Freak Press.”  This was in the beginning of May and not long after the channellings improved. My first entries:

The Mind of the New Age Lightworker

I must have reached enlightenment because I channel! I must have ascended! I have to start writing on the Internet now and show everyone how spiritually elite I AM,  I AM,  I AM! The channelling was so smooth and comfortable I feel like I was channelling a part of myself. I must be naturally gifted to do this work for the light.

Oh, I can’t wait to have my own website and show off to all my spiritual “friends” online. I was feeling great until the channelled voice said it was the IRS. I was confused. How could I be channelling the IRS and why? I thought maybe I was needed somehow to change the system with my new enlightened self. I must be very important.  Well, anyways here is how it went.

I was taking a shit one day and this entity came to me (I’m so special). “Beloved,  I need to communicate with you so you know we are ONE. I am part of your life as well as many others whether you like it or not. Work with me and we will be ALL Peace – ALL Love – ALL Light – ALL Joy.  And I won’t steal from you if you don’t steal from me.  We CAN live together in beautiful bliss, even ignorant bliss if necessary. I am not bad or dark. I am you too. When we are Love, we will be Love AND ONLY LOVE because we matter and we are matter and you cannot deny my presence any longer. This is good for you and good for all. Be in service to this Love Light Joy-  you know what I am  saying and we will handle all struggles together.”

Now this felt good and I knew I was ready to shine. Then – the channelled entity signed off and identified itself as “Idiot Retard Self- IRS”  aka  “Sir S- Struggling Idiot Retard Self”  a division of MFGod “Mighty False God”

Next one:

New channelling from the Winged Ones:  (logo of winged heart with giant fly eyes)

“Dear ones, we are another race of beings from the sky here to help humanity. We were asked by Godhead to come to your assistance at this time. We agreed to help mainly because WE LOVE HUMANITY, but also because humanity has something they are trying to dispose of that we highly value. So you see, it benefits both our races.  Also, some of our kind live on Earth, but they are much smaller than us and do not have the technology that we have. We would like to reunite with them and share our blessings with each other. What a happy reunion this will be.

To get to the point here, humanity has much shit – some shit they like and some shit they don’t tend to keep around.  In fact they would rather flush it than keep it. So we say to humanity “Cut the crap and give us your shit.”  Humanity’s shit is a winged ones treasure. So, just roll all your shit from all levels of your being into a ball of matter and give it to us.  Less worry for you and treasure for us. We have technology that would remove the shit and humanity would not have to work to dispose of it and cleanse water anymore. Imagine all the time you would have being freed from that work? This is our proposition. We are flying in your skies now and will make contact with some of humanity soon. Now we will take some questions.

LIGHTWORKER #1:  Since you guys are new here, what does your race look like – are you similar to us?

ANSWER:  We are similar to some life forms on your planet, but not humans, BUT we LOVE humans.  We have wings and BIG eyes of various colors. We have 6 legs and dark skin if you can call it that. We don’t have blood.  We have an exoskeleton. And, like I said, we LOVE your shit, and did I mention, your pets shit too. We will take that too.

LIGHTWORKER #2:  Your description of yourselves sounds like an insect – you guys aren’t giant um – well if you are, it doesn’t matter, being sentient and possessing technology and consciousness and all- if your race looked like insects, we would accept you.  We LOVE all and that’s all that matters –? cut off by answer-

ANSWER:  We do appear to be giant flies – I believe that is what humanity would call us. I am glad you will accept us as you have killed many of our family here with what you call fly swatters. We forgive humanity continuously for this brutal action against our kind. Our kind cannot help bugging people and pets because we love your shit. Maybe one day the violence will end when we meet together in the higher realms. – Did I say we have wings – oh yes – and people don’t have wings – you see. Well, on the day we meet, we will invite many representatives of humanity onto our ships. We will celebrate, discuss our plans, then DROP you off where ever you want. It will be a fine day indeed. Before then, please tell other light workers about us so they are not afraid of us when we make our presence known. You know, make sure your government military complex doesn’t spend all your tax dollars on giant mechanical fly swatters. This will make everything go much smoother. Any other questions?

LIGHTWORKER #3:  Is your race ascended beings, if so when did your race ascend?

ANSWER:  Well, we are if you mean, we love shit and gravitate toward the ass end – we do this all the time – We’re all about ass end son. Experts in fact. (This went on and on with many more probing and intuitive light worker questions.  And thus, another important light worker mission for the unity of the universe and evolution of humanity.)


Dear Lynn,

the LW community needs more of this kind of humour and sarcasm as to see their true mirror image. Now there is virtually nobody to offer them such a mirror, where they can see their perverted, hypertrophied, unenlightened, unreflected  ego.



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